These are my creative whatchamacallits. Probably mostly written word, but I do some visual stuff from time-to-time.(All writing published here is owned by me unless cited otherwise.)
36 Views of My Room pt.9
View 20: Still Life
Remember taking art classes in high school?
Remember finding clumps of vases and bottles and fruit
Sitting on the tables, ready for some student to try and
Accurately reflect them on canvas?
I have my own still-life arrangements just begging for an artist.
One arrangement could be called “Sharpie-Pen-Painkiller”,
All randomly set-down such that even Van Gogh would approve.
My favorite, though, is “Flask-Slide-Destapler”,
For the simple reason that if you’d try to say that
Title three times fast, you’d fail.
By Jacob Gehman
